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双语笑话|The Effectiveness of Adverti百度竞价推广ent 广告的效力

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Some businessmen were talking about advertising1 on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view.

At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. Grey was a car dealer2 and he had once made an adverti百度竞价推广ent.

What are you talking about? Mr. Grey asked.

Does adverti百度竞价推广ent work or not? one of the businessmen asked.

Oh, yes, it works very fast, Mr. Grey said. I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100.

Did you get the dog back?

No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen.

一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中无人做过,所以每一个人都有我们的想法。

此时,格雷先生进去了。格雷是一个车商,他过去做过一次广告。

你们在讨论什么?格雷先生问。

广告有用不?其中一位商人问。

噢,有用,而且见效飞快。格雷先生说,我过去发布了一条广告,要招聘一个值班员,报酬是100美金。

你招聘到人了吗?

没,但那个晚上我的三辆车被偷走了。


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